Ben Holden Says...
You have known Ben Holden as the wise guy who is full of wisdom, humor and wit. He lived in our brochures for years, but now he's gone digital.
- It’s hard to think clearly when your fists are clenched.
- Experience may not be worth what it costs, but we can’t seem to get it for any less.
- Sharing another’s burdens helps to lighten your own load.
- Quarrels wouldn’t last so long if the fault was only on one side.
- If you don’t want anyone to know it, then don’t do it.
- The first thing you should pack for two weeks vacation is four weeks of money.
- A smile improves your face value.
- Be careful if you stretch the truth, it may snap back at you.
- Late night TV is truly educational. It teaches us that we should go to bed earlier.
- Excellence is never an accident.
- The more we grow up, the less we blow up.
- What you don’t owe, won’t hurt you.
- What wouldn’t you pay to see the moon rise, if nature hadn’t been kind enough to make it free entertainment?
- Salesperson: “You need to make a small deposit, then pay nothing more for six months.” Customer: “Hey, who told you about me?”
- Most teenagers are great drivers. They get in the car, make a left turn, a right turn and then they pull out of the garage.
- Why is it that little kids believe you when you say there are 7 billion stars in the universe, but they won’t believe you when you say the stove is hot?
- Neurotics build castles in the sky. Psychotics live in them. Psychiatrists collect the rent.
- Sign in a psychiatrists office: “Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Mania Back.”
- The man who is waiting for something to turn up might start on this, his shirtsleeves.
- Unfortunately, we seem to be finding better ways to do things without finding better things to do.
